The fun things thread

[edsne]

Hello guys,

This thread is for posting jokes, fun links and anything else that makes you smile.

The idea being you can post things as positive distractions when you are feeling low or struggling.

I found this channel on You Tube the other day...

https://www.youtube.com/user/Naderox

They have the following Eddie Izzard shows in Full...

Glorious
Dress To Kill
Definite Article
Unrepeatable
Circle

They are all fantastic shows.

Glorious in particular from 1997. So as I am nice here is all of the links to each part in the right order.

Good for a giggle and a cheer up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwEtuOMNZzA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1osG0Hl38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OavJmmsnFh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc5Le9acvyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1JqkFi_V4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR3eO4n1hzA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5o-w540NmI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYc_-1spBNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEjlrmuBqQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEkCxR_H_Q

"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a plastic cup"

Enjoy.

Edsne

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.



Edsne

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[edsne]

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.



Edsne

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why wasn't the elephants allowed in the pool?

Cos his trunks kept coming out the water!!!

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Edsne

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beadmerrily is fun.
lol xxxxxxxxxx

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Is Bead Merrily a shop Julie?

Edsne

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I found this the other day and thought of you guys...

http://www.jumble.com/

I particularly like this game...

http://jumble.com/games/info/16



Edsne

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what goes in hard but comes out soft & sticky?

chewing gum!!! xxxx

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Edsne

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why don't cats shave?
because 9 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!!!! xxx

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play.com have some good offers on
lol xxxxxxx

[edsne]

Play.com are really great for good offers.

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